I have finger cleavage.
I'm sure you're asking: “What on earth is finger cleavage?”
Finger cleavage is this:
When I got engaged, I was a lot skinnier than I am now. Not skinny by any means, because we all know I've never been skinny. But about 100 pounds lighter.
Fast forward to now, after being married over a year and a half, and I can't even THINK about getting my rings off. No way, no how. I'm surprised my finger hasn't lost all circulation and fallen off.
I know when my finger cleavage goes away that I will have made good progress. This ring needs a good scrubbing, and my finger needs to breathe.
/end of oversharing