Editing to add: So someone just pointed out the hilarious typo I made in this post. I'm totally not changing it to see if it can make you giggle. Can you find it?
Hi friends! Just wanted to let you know we have enough orders for Skinny Emmie t-shirts. I'm going to place the order tomorrow afternoon, so if you want to grab one, please order before 2pm EST on Monday. I probably won't do shits again for several more months just because there isn't much demand, and it's time consuming (this is a not-for-profit endeavor!). Plus, I'd rather spend my words doing something other that pimping t-shirts!
Based on the way the printing process goes, it will likely be July 6th when they leave my house for yours. Order now.